Metric Sucks!

Apparently.

They're trying to get you to ditch the metric system. And, I say, who wouldn't be convinced by these guys' wonderful arguments? For example, how would you like it if -

• Jules Verne had written 96561 kilometers under the sea?
• You had to say, "Give him 2.54 centimeters, he'll take 1.6093 kilometers."
• 10 millipedes = 1 centipede
• 2 monograms = 1 diagram

Go visit. I haven't laughed this much in weeks.