A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home, and the bartender would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 pm.
One afternoon, as the end of the workday approached, the bartender was dismayed to find out he was out of hazelnuts. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"
"No," replied the bartender, "It's a hickory daiquiri, doc."
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It is well known throughout Central Europe that members of William Tell's family were early devotees of league bowling. They had sponsors and everything. According to historians, though, those records have been lost, so nobody knows for whom the Tells bowled.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the officeand asked them to disperse. "But why?" They asked.
"Because," he said. "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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There's a nudist colony for communists. Two old men are sitting on the front porch. One turns to the other and says, "I say, old boy, have you read Marx?" And the other says, "Yes...I believe it's these wicker chairs."
One afternoon, as the end of the workday approached, the bartender was dismayed to find out he was out of hazelnuts. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"
"No," replied the bartender, "It's a hickory daiquiri, doc."
It is well known throughout Central Europe that members of William Tell's family were early devotees of league bowling. They had sponsors and everything. According to historians, though, those records have been lost, so nobody knows for whom the Tells bowled.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the officeand asked them to disperse. "But why?" They asked.
"Because," he said. "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
There's a nudist colony for communists. Two old men are sitting on the front porch. One turns to the other and says, "I say, old boy, have you read Marx?" And the other says, "Yes...I believe it's these wicker chairs."
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