From Livejournalist McTabby comes this selection of HP fanfic summaries.
Choice picks from Summary Executions XXVII: (Yes, McTabby has 27 collections. So far.)
1. After a accident in Potions, Harry Potter and Dean Thomas find themselfs in 1975! What can a boy and a girl do while they tries to find a way home to 1995?
The situation is explained in the author's notes. Harry had an accident during Potions and turned into a girl. Bet you didn't see that coming.
2. Hermione goes to do her homework in the Astronemy tower late at night, what will happen after she slips and falls of the edge of the tower? (better than it sounds! believe me!)
3. Hrrry is raised by lions. Typical right? Not when Harry grows up in Africa, never knowing his ture heritage...
I want to read all those other fics that apparantly feature Harry being raised by lions.
McGonagall: Albus, you can't leave him here with these... animals!
Dumbledore: He is better off growing up as far away as possible from our world.
4. James isn't Harry dad Voldemort is. Lilly is a pureblood while her sister is a squid. Dumbledore makes Lily marry James to make everyone think Harry's is James. They could not fool Voldemort.
No, Voldemort is not easily fooled. He caught on when he saw Petunia's tentacles.
5. A story of pain and sorrow, not intented for comfort or laughter...a story that remains untold, on of abuse and blood...telling of a shattered girl who learned to twist a heart of stone into one of warm gold. This is not a story for the faint of heart, nor the happy in spirit. But for those who are able to understand what it means to be hurt...to watch as a girl's spirit is shattered like glass upon concrete. Watch as she melts the young master's heart of ice, and watch as she helps him heal. She has no name, but his...is Señor Draco.
*Theme from Zorro plays in the background*
6. Life is really just a rainbow of colours that make up our lives. (Contains rape, violence, and teen pregnancy. You have been warned.)
Oh yeah. Consider me warned.
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on a lark, went through one or two more of mctabby's collections. major sporkage, my goodness. one wonders at how some of the storylines were put together.
ReplyDeletewe should do a post on marysue and sporkage communities. great fun, that.
kav: been meaning to ask if you'd like to share a lj with me, if only we can consolidate our reading lists and post fangurl comments at sam's :)
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cool stuff....
ReplyDeletebut why raised by lions??? why not phoenixes or smt...???? or I KNOW!!! owls!!! imagine....Hedwig's actually his 'sis'!!! :P
chitra
chitra: there is much, much worse out there.
ReplyDeletea) hedwig is granted a wish. owl turns into a woman who wants to bed harry. *ugh*
b) harry potter runs away from the dursleys, ends up in america, pretty much raises himself, and finds out that he is capable of elemental magic, and can talk to phoenixes. oh. and i think snape likes him too, in that fic.
indiscriminate trawling for fics is a baaad thing. :P
and when are you coming to SG so that we can spoil you silly? :)