How many lighbulbs does it take to get me sick of lightbulb jokes?

The Funny Ones:

Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

Q: How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to screw it in and one not to screw it in.

Q: How many college football players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, and he gets three credits for it.

The Punny Ones

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two - the trick is getting them in there!

~Subset: The Funny Punny Ones

Q: How many hamsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, but they have to be very small.

Q: How many Alchemists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Into what?

The Boring Ones

Q: How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One.

The Techie Ones

Q: How many people does it take to change an object-oriented light bulb?
A: Change it? Aw shucks, I was going to reuse it.

Q: How many software designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: That's a hardware problem.

Q: How many system administrators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they just deny everyone access to the room.

The Religious Ones

Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Atheists can't see the light anyway.

Q: How many Christians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three, but they're really one.

The Crazy Ones

Q: How many carpenters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Fuck you! That's the electrician's job.

Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here!

The Morbid Ones

Q: How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: As many as is necessary to make a pile high enough to reach the bulb.